Total Medals Earned: 132 (From 28 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,725 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (235/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (125/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Die without busting through a wall
Beat the game and Unlock "ENDLESS MODE". Busting through all those walls probably crippled Jill in some way...
Medals Earned: 6/21 (40/380 points)
Let's take this outside!
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (100/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
Too much exposition
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/475 points)
Find the mysterious "Sheepwolf" artifact
Find the mysterious "Engineer's Relic" artifact
Find the mysterious "Pottery" artifact
Find the mysterious "Kind Monster" artifact
Drive with the ultimate vehicle!
Beat the first level
Beat the second level
Beath the third level
Beat the fourth level
Unlock everything!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (100/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Lose all your credits.
Win with three hearts.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds